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sixpenceee:

Baby elephants suck their trunks! As in all young mammals, an elephant calf’s sucking reflex, which prompts it to drink from its mother’s breast, is strong. And when a youngster is not feeding, it may suck its trunk for comfort, just as a human baby would suck its thumb.

Newborn elephants have little control over their trunks and must learn how to use them. They practise by exploring their environment - touching fellow herd members, their surroundings and themselves. They must then master the use of their trunks for feeding. With more than 50,000 individual muscle units in the trunk, it’s a complex skill to learn.

Though trunk-sucking is more common in the early stages of life, elephants of all ages do it, even big old bulls, usually when they are feeling nervous or unsure.

Sometimes an elephant that appears to be sucking its trunk is actually using it to smell, placing the tip inside its mouth after touching or sniffing dung or urine to assess pheromones produced by other elephants. (Source)

THIS IS SO WONDERFUL AND PURE AND CUTE AND AAHHHHHH END ME BECAUSE OF IT.

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

surprisebitch:

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gallicisme:

hashtagdion:

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

So there’s currently 562, 321 notes. If we considere that 80% of it are reblogs that leaves us with roughly 449, 857 persons having had sex with Susan.
If we say the average time fo intercourse (foreplay included) is 20 minutes (at this point I feel sensible to point out that, as an ace, I actually have no fucking idea and Google wasn’t of great help), that gives us 8, 997, 140 minutes which is also about 149, 952 hours or 6, 248 days.
6, 248 days is roughly equal to 17 years. Susan spent 17 years getting fucked.

which raises the questions : how old are you ? how long have you been married ? what kind of fucking athlete is Susan ?

a student athlete

#stay grinding💯😩 #no sleep😴⏰ put in that work 🤔🏃🏾

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